my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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