So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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