"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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