One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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