quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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