I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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