He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Enjoy the penises
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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