you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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