This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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