weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
When are your genitals available?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
