Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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