Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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