Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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