Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he fucked my hip out of place.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
