Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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