Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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