is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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