I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this boner is exhausting
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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