is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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