If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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