Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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