My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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