This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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