When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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