She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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