i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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