Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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