Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
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God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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