If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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