Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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