she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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