...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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