let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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