Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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