Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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