I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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