You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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