New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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