Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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