Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
The ass gains better be worth it
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