i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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