My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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