It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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