So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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