The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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