Small penises have feelings too.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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