it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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