Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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