I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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