he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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