If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Rumble strips road head = magical
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so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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