Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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