Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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