her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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