HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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