4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
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